Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Boredfrom]

I thought you we’re married, Potato.

You assume lots of things. You're usually wrong. That's why you end up in arguments all the time.

I remember that one time you said you had children. (“Pedo huehuehue whatever”) 

And I have arguments with you because you are an obnoxious asshole that cannot admit wrong, even with jokes.