12-09-2025, 11:20 PM
Electing a black girl boss President after Trump would be the most American thing to do.
President Crockett and her divas wonder why everything is so whitey and demand reperations after renaming The White House The Black house and replace the ball room with a spa. The secretary of health is so body positive they need a crane to lift her up into her office. Nails and hair salons are now part of CROCKETTCARE leaving a $3 trillion hole in the budget. Instead of child tax credits you get abortion tax credits. 50 Cent is the secretary of the treasury. Crockett starts bombing Israel to Free Gaza.
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President Crockett and her divas wonder why everything is so whitey and demand reperations after renaming The White House The Black house and replace the ball room with a spa. The secretary of health is so body positive they need a crane to lift her up into her office. Nails and hair salons are now part of CROCKETTCARE leaving a $3 trillion hole in the budget. Instead of child tax credits you get abortion tax credits. 50 Cent is the secretary of the treasury. Crockett starts bombing Israel to Free Gaza.
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