Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[benji]

If he were to die on Christmas Day I would go out to the liquor store and now finally have a reason to buy Johnnie Walker Blue Label.

Are they open on Christmas?

I would forget December 25th was Christmas and always remember it as the day Trump died.

Still an excellent reason to spread cheer and give gifts. Instead of a tree there's a hole in the ground with a gross McDonald's trash can and inside a casket with the effigy of an orange PDF that everyone can take their turn to pee on. Then go inside and celebrate.

The only thing is would the celebration ever stop long enough to feel like it was truly an annual event instead of one continuous festival?

A few months ago, people right on Era were unironically saying he is as sharp as ever.

He hasn't been "sharp" for at least 15 years. Idiots confused the fact that Trump had more gusto and volume than Biden, with being more mentally acute.

The guy has been rambling stream-of-consciousness word salad since Obama was in office at minimum. The grammar gets worse and the rants get more incoherent, but it was never anything I'd define as 'sharp'.

This is definitely a guy who has no knowledge of Trump before 2015. He's always been like this.