Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Nintex]

Kojima has been an absolute net negative for the gaming industry.

The number of failed film and art school retards that are trying to make games "art" and failing horribly is all his fault.

Miyamoto tried so hard to nuke stories in video games.

Move Koizumi to an executive role. 
Put Metroid in the basement and turn it into a Quake clone. 
Blow up the Philips CDi
Fuck over Square Enix on cartridge prices
Send Mother to development hell.
Back the Kirby/Smash guy as CEO not the family heir running NOA.
Never allow voice acting beyond "yippeee" and starfox.
Ruin Dinosaur Planet by bolting on Starfox
Cancel Mario 128 in favor of 4 player Pacman.
Burn out Aonuma with Majoras Mask and Twilight Princess. 
Send Dyack games straight to the bargain bin.
Replace all core games with waggle Pong
Turn Zelda TP2 into a lightgun game
Forbid exposition in the Mario movie
Nuke Golden Sun and put Camelot on Mario Tennis
Drive Alpha Dream into bankruptcy
Take original characters out of Paper Mario in an attempt to kill the franchise
Destroying the Zelda timeline



Alas it didn't work