01-03-2026, 07:27 PM
"Sir we just asked Catturd2 he says there actually is some oil. JohnnyMaga says a lot of oil even sir and Laura Loomer has intelligence that Maduro likes men but doesn't know if there is any oil involved sir"
"Excellent fellas, Pete ask Grok if that's true, what's the latest on our status Marco"
"hold on... there wo go Grok says it's true Venezuela has oil, let me repeat that, oil is confirmed. Grok doesn't know if maduro is gay but he has been dancing and singing a lot lately"
"Ok that's good enough right now scroll down the timeline I want to know what Dr. Disrespect is up to"
"Sir we're just about ready to send in Delta Force I see the resemblance but I don't think Disrespect is Maduro sir but keep monitoring the situation"
"And Chavez, any movement?"
(what is happening comrade don't they know Chavez is dead?)
(they are bombing venezuela because it has oil and maduro is gay and they fear Chavez might be a communist zombie like in Call of Duty)
(blyat)
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