Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Snoopy]

Prison? Please. Nobody’s going to prison. Americans are literally being filmed shooting innocent women 3 times in the face, then going for hamburgers. As for not shooting mall cops because people support deporting illegal immigrants? Wut?  Stop trying to find excuses. 
If those dumb goons tried strutting around in Belfast like that they’d be set on fire within minutes. Do you know how finicky petrol bombs are? You have to get the right bottles. They have to be the right size and not too fragile but not too heavy so you don’t strain your shoulder. You have to fill them with the right amount of petrol. Then get cloth that doesn’t burn too quickly or too slowly. Then get a decent lighter, carry the bottles to the protests, find the right vantage point, light the cloth and throw them over the cop’s riot shields. It’s a whole thing. Meanwhile all you Americans have to do is pick up one of your guns, drive to an abandoned building across from the goon house, climb a few stairs, shoot goon, go back home for hamburgers. Literally the easiest thing in the world.

 You fetishists are so fucking weird.

And yes, if you publicly murder police, especially feds, the police will send you to prison if you manage to survive when they come for you.

More excuses. They’re not real police. They’re not real federal agents. They’re failed mall cops. They’re so untrained and so stupid they actually parade in front of protestors. They wouldn’t last 5 minutes in NI. Why are you so afraid of them? You’ve got guns. Away and sort them out you pussy