United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Nintex]

- Clogged toilets on the USS Gerald Ford
- Kash Patel
- Kash Patel again
- Cartel Wars
- Howard Lutnick Epsteins neighbour
- Tariff bingo
- Tariff refunds 
- 30000 dead(?) Iranian protestors (we got their back!)
- New Global Tariffs
- Longest Government shutdown
- Kristi Noem and Lewandowski having an affair
- Stollen Russian oil tankers
- Ball Room
- FIFA PEACE AWARD
- Charlie Kirk SHOT
- Kash couldn't find the killer
- Erika Kirk PASSED AROUND
- Pam Bondi covering up the Epstein files
- Fight with Zelensky in the Oval Office
- Sailors sick on a nuclear submarine in Greenland
- Great relations with Belarus and the Field Marshall of Pakistan bad relations with the United Kingdom and France
- Marco Rubio as acting President of Venezuela
- Dan Bandigono in as FBI Deputy director Dan Bandingo out as FBI Deputy director
- People shot by ICE
- Claimed ownership of GAZA
- More people shot by ICE
- Trolled the people on X that got shot by ICE
- Trade war with Canada
- Pete Hegseth
- Yoyoing with the Dollar
- Pardoned a bunch of hedgefund managers
- Renamed the Kennedy Center the Trump Kennedy Center
- Closed down the Trump Kennedy Center
- Telling the school to handle the school shooting (one of many)
- Pump and dumps with shitcoins
- Pump and dumps with the global economy
- Beat Canada at Hockey
- MELANIA movie
- bailout of INTEL
- Nuclear Battle Ships
- GDP +1.4%
- Plane crashes
- More plane crashes
- Actually another plane crash
- Blocked Netflix merger
- Threatened to re-invade Afghanistan
- AI slop on X
- AI slop on TRUTH
- Threatened to re-invade Iraq
- AI slop on TikTok
- Negotiating Ukraine surrender on behalf of Moscow
- Nicki Minaj (we love her)
- Approved another Netflix merger
- Threatened to invade Greenland
- Arrested John Bolton
- Mike Tyson super bowl ads
- JOBS JOBS JOBS and more JOBS gone
And this is just 10% of the first year of ACCOMPLISHMENTS   

         

How can you possibly roll this all into one speech?