Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Rendle]

I've never seen star wars.

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How is such a thing even possible!?

Congratulations sir, you have successfully bammed my boozle.

It happens. My best friend who is the biggest cinephile i've ever met had never watched Indiana Jones before. We sat down to watch it together over Skype, and 10 mins in my motherboard melted. I told him to keep watching it without me but he didn't. A few years later, never having seen it, he died from muscular dystrophy. Moral of the story is that everyome should do what I tell them to.