02-27-2026, 04:47 PM
So I had the day off. Slept in, woke up to empty house. Had some breakfast. Pottered around for a bit and inevitably went scrolling on Pornhub. I was watching some lady getting naked when the doorbell went. Two old people were standing there. Jehovah’s Witnesses. Fucking hell. I didn’t think they even existed anymore. They did that weird mind trick where they somehow end up in your house. We walked into the living room and there on the laptop was some woman getting gangbanged by 3 black guys. The looks on their faces as they hastily made their excuses and left. I think I’ve peaked.
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