03-12-2026, 11:16 PM
- RAM shortages, VALVE can't release Steam Machine
- GTAVI in eternal development hell
- PlayStation 6 will cost $2000
- Phil Spencer fired Xbox complete dumpster fire
- Ubisoft picked apart
- EA taken over by Saudis, Vince Zampella dead
- SEGA sales below target
- Square Enix LMAO
- Sony shutters Bluepoint
- Bungie game total flop
- Latest Call of Duty total boondoggle
- Xbox / PlayStation have to backtrack whorish multiplatform strategy
Meanwhile at Nintendo
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- 1 billion copies sold of a Pokemon spin-off with a development budget of $50000. Early GOTY contender
- 8nm node no one even knows exists anymore immune to AI chip supply issues
- Super mario galaxy movie
- Mario Bros. level 1-2 is interesting lets turn it into a Donkey Kong game
- DLSS allows Switch 2 to run Resident Evil 9, Cyberpunk 2077 and Elden Ring without a sweat
- Able to dominate without any heavy hitters like 3D Mario, 3D Zelda and Smash Bros.
- Legal teams working to get tariffs back from Trump
- Everything exclusive, none of their games on any other platform, only have to develop for 1 platform
- GTAVI in eternal development hell
- PlayStation 6 will cost $2000
- Phil Spencer fired Xbox complete dumpster fire
- Ubisoft picked apart
- EA taken over by Saudis, Vince Zampella dead
- SEGA sales below target
- Square Enix LMAO
- Sony shutters Bluepoint
- Bungie game total flop
- Latest Call of Duty total boondoggle
- Xbox / PlayStation have to backtrack whorish multiplatform strategy
Meanwhile at Nintendo
- 1 billion copies sold of a Pokemon spin-off with a development budget of $50000. Early GOTY contender
- 8nm node no one even knows exists anymore immune to AI chip supply issues
- Super mario galaxy movie
- Mario Bros. level 1-2 is interesting lets turn it into a Donkey Kong game
- DLSS allows Switch 2 to run Resident Evil 9, Cyberpunk 2077 and Elden Ring without a sweat
- Able to dominate without any heavy hitters like 3D Mario, 3D Zelda and Smash Bros.
- Legal teams working to get tariffs back from Trump
- Everything exclusive, none of their games on any other platform, only have to develop for 1 platform
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