Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Besticus Maximus]

Andy Weir got famous because he was a prominent Reddit user and had this short story that went viral, I think it was called the egg or something and it was a simple man's idea of evangelion or along those lines. Anyway, destiny only had two paths available to him, either become the chud or his own waifu.

Makes you wonder what Planetsmasher could do if you could just point him in the right direction, like pulling the rails up at bowling