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The Guardian opinion pages are really knocking it out of the park lately. 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/12/artemis-crew-made-it-through-10-days-in-space-but-could-they-survive-my-first-office-job

The Artemis II crew made it through 10 days in space together – but could they have survived my first office job?

Four people have joined the tiny percentage of humans who can say they have come back to Earth with a bump, literally. Welcome home, Artemis II crew: you have much to be proud of after following in the illustrious footsteps of Katy Perry and Jeff Bezos’s missus. Most importantly, you survived. Not in space – although obviously that too – but, far more impressively, you made it through an extended period trapped in extremely confined quarters with colleagues. As anyone who has worked in an office can verify, this is the greatest test of endurance known to humankind.

There isn't enough   in the world for this...