The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[simiansmarts]

did not expect malds shit to go poorly so quickly, whats next? homeless or back with those poor parent who thought they were safe?

My current theory is Malds moved in under the belief he would be the exclusive kept woman of his polycule bro (offline monogamy/online polygamy) so he could've just played videogames, wear pretty dresses, jerk it and be financially supported for the rest of his life. Now that another polycule bro has hit the love shack, trouble is slowly brewing.  
- not enough money to go around if the new roommate also wants to be a kept woman that eats for four people 
- relationship drama as Malds realizes he may not be cut out for the polycule life, no more undivided attention means more imsorryimsorryimsorry posting
- Malds' might've completely burned bridges with his parents as soon as he moved back out which means he has nowhere to go if the polycule thing doesn't work out 
  
This is a lolcow soap opera in the making. 

no mention of Malds lmaoooooooo