The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[Potato]

I think we have to entertain the idea that maybe it's not all Melds's fault here. 

If the first thing you do when meeting your long distance "partner" for the first time is take them to eat ramen then throat fuck them, and boast about it on the internet, you might just be a cunt.

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At least Melds could earn their fare back home with their superior throat skills