The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

[DavidCroquet]

I think we have to entertain the idea that maybe it's not all Melds's fault here. 

If the first thing you do when meeting your long distance "partner" for the first time is take them to eat ramen then throat fuck them, and boast about it on the internet, you might just be a cunt.

Ok, I gotta stop you right there. 

Anyone who has met their One True Love on a WoW raid can confirm that this is the most sacred and time honored of rituals for the internet dating community, irrespective of gender.