Random Talk

[BIONIC]

As if it needed to be said, I’m a retard. I tested it by getting five or six shots of sake, two glasses of wine, and a mini beer can in one tray. Already sleep deprived and haven’t eaten since morning. And I almost never drink, so I’m feeling a little off. I get on the wrong bus. Didn’t realize until a ways away from my destination. Jumped off in the middle of nowhere and it’s pitch dark. Decided to walk 25 minutes to where I was heading. 

If I get murdered, my only regret is not lining up 35 minutes to take a front double bicep pose photo with Donkey Kong yesterday.

Post hog before you get brutally slaughtered TYIA