Random Talk

[Polident]

As if it needed to be said, I’m a retard. I tested it by getting five or six shots of sake, two glasses of wine, and a mini beer can in one tray. Already sleep deprived and haven’t eaten since morning. And I almost never drink, so I’m feeling a little off. I get on the wrong bus. Didn’t realize until a ways away from my destination. Jumped off in the middle of nowhere and it’s pitch dark. Decided to walk 25 minutes to where I was heading. 

If I get murdered, my only regret is not lining up 35 minutes to take a front double bicep pose photo with Donkey Kong yesterday.

Post hog before you get brutally slaughtered TYIA

benji has emergency hog pics on file for such an occasion. they’re .7 millimeters smaller than current progress. please imagine the difference. thank you.