The #MutualAid Housewives of Bluesky County

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I once bought a pair of leather trousers. Really good quality ones. When I put them on my immediate reaction was nah, that’s not happening, but I decided to persevere with them. I thought maybe give it some time to get used to my new look. Then my girlfriend came home, saw me in them, laughed her head off and said something like fucking hell it’s Dim Morrison. That was the end of my new look. These people need someone to walk in and laugh at them.

gf is just a hater tbh