International Politics

[Nintex]

*Sunak hugs Bibi*
"Bibi! How are you mate, these rockets are kind of crazy innit?"

*Sunak to a homeless Palestinian teenager at a refugee camp*
"So how does a bright young man like you feel about the future, any good investment opportunities you're looking at right now? Nvidia is doing wild numbers right?"

*Sunak to the press*
"What the people want instead of elections is for me to arrest Jeremy Corbyn"

*Sunak [slightly intoxicated] speaks to an Israeli girl at the airport*
"I'm going to make sure that you can go to a rave again soon love, ever been to London? [gives her a kiss, which turns into a front page scandal]"