Random Talk

[Polident]

There’s an arms race if you search for ninja creami recipes online. They attempt the fewest ingredients possible. One says “only five ingredients”, the other says “only three,” countered with “two ingredients you already have in your pantry!” And ultimately “empty a can of pineapples into that jar and freeze it. you’re a lazy fat piece of shit”.

So I go to the store for canned pineapple and a lot are sold out because people are pouring kool aid mix in the cans.

We live in amazing times.