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[Uncle]

correct way to handle the situation without all the spaghetti falling out of your pocket:

"ok then, option A or B: A, a nice steak dinner, or B, your favorite pizza?"

if he just says both again: lol fat fuck

if he says A or B: ask the first question again phrased as A or B and you can edit the video to look like he chose A or B