Kulturkampf

[Uncle]

why is bubble tea childish

because it's often sweet? but everyone drinks regular tea with sugar and soda and fruit juice and whatever else anyway?

because of the novelty of balls in your drink? again I point to the novelty of a fizzy sensation in your mouth from soda

are the majority of drinks childish? only alcohol is not? except adult beverages make you act all fucked up and weird like a child?

so everything but fuckin water is childish