Nintex the warrior of light and freedom tosses your trans communist ass on the ground and your wheelchair slowly rolls downhill.
[throw a D6 with a -2 handicap to determine the speed of the wheelchair]
6 - 2 = 4! Not a bad roll you are trying to crawl back to your wheelchair, you might be able to catch it
Nintex burns it to a crisp with a powerful fire spell.
[perfect roll, means a maximum multiplier of the spell]
"Help, help!" you scream, as the trolls and goblins living in the land of Palestyne approach drooling and hollering, craving human flesh.
[throw a D6 to see if you can get up in time to avoid being eaten]
"DINNER TIME BOYS!" Nintex shouts as he jumps up a ledge.
[perfect roll, Nintex gracefully jumps up a ledge out of harms way and out of reach of any of your spells, he also casts a binding spell that limits your movement further]
"It's not rape if they are already out of their chair" Plagarize the Ogre says as he scratches his mighty balls.
[throw a D6 with a -2 handicap to determine the speed of the wheelchair]
6 - 2 = 4! Not a bad roll you are trying to crawl back to your wheelchair, you might be able to catch it
Nintex burns it to a crisp with a powerful fire spell.
[perfect roll, means a maximum multiplier of the spell]
"Help, help!" you scream, as the trolls and goblins living in the land of Palestyne approach drooling and hollering, craving human flesh.
[throw a D6 to see if you can get up in time to avoid being eaten]
"DINNER TIME BOYS!" Nintex shouts as he jumps up a ledge.
[perfect roll, Nintex gracefully jumps up a ledge out of harms way and out of reach of any of your spells, he also casts a binding spell that limits your movement further]
"It's not rape if they are already out of their chair" Plagarize the Ogre says as he scratches his mighty balls.
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