Kulturkampf

[Uncle]

D&D Wheelchairs are a surprisingly hot topic

[tweet]https://twitter.com/GubbWerks/status/1769466625168638301?t=BoJg29lT8uGtqGmIwgYEWQ&s=19[/tweet]

Giving the user Proficiency in Tinker's Tools
Weighing only 25 lbs and the ability to fold up
A backpack to dismiss carrying capacity penalties
Transmutation/shapechanging causes it to meld into you when transforming
Ignores terrain penalties for grassland, forest, coasts and mountain travel
Has movement of 25ft at all times, 2x movement speed down hills,
Locked to the user, cannot be dispelled, unable to be thrown off the chair
Floats up and down stairs
Guided by a hand magic stone, can craft a magic variant that responds to telepathy
Three different natural attacks built-in
Impervious to damage unless it takes three critical hits, can be mended, still usable for common

Who wouldn't want to cripple their character for these benefits?!

Wait, so it was a munchkin min-maxing and the DM fell for it under 'diversity'?

FYI for those who missed the deleted tweet, it was this picture



and someone saying something about "we need to support diversity in D&D and anyone who disagrees needs to shut up and leave the hobby"

followed by a million replies saying "are you fucking insane, this is a magic fantasy world, you cast one spell and your legs are healed, or you get one piece of enchanted gear and you're just levitating everywhere without issue, there is no reason to have standard earth-style wheelchairs in this setting"