Kulturkampf

[Eric Cartman]

I just don't get Disney, it's like if Coca Cola sold you a bottle of coke but there is a 75% chance the bottle contains water with a bit of piss and if you complain about the taste they call you potty trained as an insult and piss themselves.

Its more like if McDonalds bought out Coke because of corporate synergy, but then handed product management over to people who think coke tastes fucking disgusting and find the entire concept of soda morally repugnant, so they just stop making regular coke completely in favour of the low calorie high fibre vitamin supplement they invented but couldn't get any investors for instead, and if anyone says the reason its selling like shit is because it tastes like piss they get accused of child abuse.