My cousin is a cop. Some of the shit he's told me about is 
Someone else described it perfectly to me the other day though...being a cop is the only job where, on the same day, you can help an old lady cross the road and pull a dead baby out of a toilet.

Someone else described it perfectly to me the other day though...being a cop is the only job where, on the same day, you can help an old lady cross the road and pull a dead baby out of a toilet.
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