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I'm mildly curious if anyone internally at sony studios is also raising a stink over this game. It pretty funny that this is coming with a big Sony endorsement

Global Sony Exec Zoom call:

Head of Sony US:
"Point of personal privilege: as someone who is non binary and one sixty fourth indigenous, and suffering from generational trauma induced ADHD and PSD, I want to question Sony Asia as to why they think this white supremacist body shaming is acceptable, and why my localisation teams have to suffer the emotional labour of rewriting all of the plot to be about the patriachy and censoring all of the graphics? In current year, in this month of all months."

Head of Sony Asia:
"Ohhhh me so solly, no speakee engrish! We super hype for this, prease no forget blibe for Famitsu 10/10! USA numbah one!"

Great stuff everyone, I'm personally very excited about the Killzone remaster with more female and minority representation thanks to our friends at Sweet Baby Inc. as well as another upcoming HORIZON game which has the first NPC in a wheelchair. Now with the expected market changes and internal review of some games leading to delays and cancellations of GAAS projects we're kind of looking at a small first party line-up for the 2024 fiscal year but we believe we can manage to reach our sales targets by advertising our existing games as well as some promising third party releases. Still, we've asked our publishing arm worldwide to find projects to sign to bolster the line-up of Sony published titles. 
Sony Japan would like to introduce one such project for our consideration. They believe this to be a very promising action game that we can expand and improve with additional funding and technical support. They believe this game has strong franchise potential. 

We liku to show yu Stellaru Bladu, it is very good very action, also woman as the lead character to align with company values. This game is Souls-like, Elderu Ringu sell vely good yes? Please take a look at next mirrion seller! Arigato gozaimasu!!! 

[Stellar Blade Demo Plays]

Holy fuck 2004 called, they want their character back!

This is bad Hermen, we can't possibly be doing this right?

Yikes.... this is very problematic

... thank you... Japan, that was an interesting demo but I'm not sure we can go ahead with this. Now I think we all agree we should take a close look at Trans Furry High School instead. This is a very promising indie title which combines dynamic story telling with a strong and powerful message for the LGBTQ+ community as of yet it is still a Kickstarter and won't see release until 2027 but...

*cough* can I say few words please Hermen-san?

Yes... Totoki-san... please we are all anxious to hear your thoughts on Trans Furry High School, I'm sure you agree with me that...

SILENCE GAJIN. YOU SEE NINTENDO WITH HENTAI GAMES ON THE ESHOP AND ALSO STEAM WITH MANY FAN SERVICES. THEY ALL SELL MIRRIONS OF COPIES!!!! 
YOU SIGN UP OKAMA KUSO LIKE FORUSPOKEN AND SOMEHOW STILL NO NEW DORAGON KUESTO?? WHY REMASTER OF KILLZONE TAKE 5 YEARS TO DEVELOP AND LOOK UGLIER THAN ORIGINAL PS2 TITLE. WHO MADE CHARACTER UGRY WOMAN.

... Mr. Totoki-san... please... we have some people on call who are sensitive to the depiction of women and...

YOU TELL ME ABOUT SENSITVE WHILE YOU HAVE ALL BETRAYED JAPANESE HONOR, YOU HAVE NO GAMES READY FOR 2024. THIS NEVER HAPPENED IN PLAYUSTATIONARU HISTORY. YOU WASTED 200 MIRRION DORRARS ON SPIDER MANU, BIRRIONS ON BUNGIE AND GIVE KOJIMA BLANK CHEQUE? YOU OUT OF MIND? NOW WE HAVE TO RELEASE GAMES FROM KOREA, NOT EVEN SEGA. LIKE EATING SUSHI FROM A TIGERS MOUTH.... KUSO GAIJIN!!!! 

... Mr. Totoki-san... I understand... but Stellar Blade is....

STELLARU BLADU IS FANTASTIC ACTION GAME WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IF NOT SELL 1 MIRRION COPIES YOU ALL FIRED!!!

.... thank you Mr. Totoki-san.... yes we are going ahead with Stellar Blade. I think it looks very promising too.

Thank you Hermen-san, the board is very happy with your efforts. Please continue to do good job! Arigato Hermen-san!