United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

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What's going on Jack, why aren't we bombin' Vietnam.... I mean Iraq... I mean, you damn well know the place... we can't let these guys get away with it man

 
Sir, we believe we should only attack in defense if Iran attacks our troops or assets sir. The situation in the Middle East is extremely volatile right now but if you choose to change the rules of engagement we are open to your suggestions Mr. President. 

 
zzzz..... ww.... what.... Irene? We used to chase her little sk..sk..kirt all over the high school playground. 
It was me, Big Bob, some BIG BLACK GUY I think a fella named Pete....

 Lord help us