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[benji]

My only experience with firefighters is when I used to be a banker, I found out that A LOT cheat on their spouses.

oh yeah this is a well known thing because they go to the fire and there's a hot lady leaning out the second floor window who is like "ahh oh no there is fire help" and then they pull out their ladders and climb up and rescue the lady and when they get them down the lady is all sweaty from the heat of the flames but also from her arousal at being hefted bodily down a ladder by a big strong working man so the two of them lay on the grass panting together and the stress from the dangerous situation makes the lady be like "take me now" and the firefighter opens the little hatch on his suit and he pulls his penis out and he puts it inside the lady and that is how firefighters cheat on their spouses

Duh, obviously, but what does it have to do with being a banker?