Kulturkampf

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he smiled because that's a strange question because guys don't listen to taylor swift

she's over here doing 1000d chess in her head interpreting every micro movement he makes and he's just like "heh weird girl, hope I didn't upset her though, she's cute"

Have you met many women dude? That's like 90% of their brain activity. 

Women: "What did he mean when he said no he didn't want a cup of tea? His lip twitched, so he must be lying for some reason. Does he hates how I make tea? What if he hates how I cook too? Does he secretly despise me? He must be cheating? My life is falling apart."

It's why this meme works so well