Kulturkampf

[killamajig]

Pro tip for anyone who plans on getting OC/pepper sprayed. If you're going to douse your head in water to flush out the spray, lean forward so that spicy water doesn't run down to your genitalia. You don't want to get it in your pee hole (or probably butthole either). I don't know any firsthand accounts of getting it in your vagina, but it can't be good in there.

Also, if you're wearing contact lenses, take them out immediately and throw them away. There's no way you can clean those things to wear them again. Trust me