Kulturkampf

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Thank you for standing up against the godless communists not all heroes wear capes. Never Forget. 

Mr. Speaker, honorable and also not so honorable members of the consenate. Before we begin the Statue of the Union, I want to introduce DAN STAMPEL who under threat of mortal danger went ahead and protected the sacred American flag which we all love and cherish, echoing the heroic deeds of his forefathers who stormed the bridge of Normandy to fight against the French or Germans and stood up against the Imperial Japsanese at the legendary place called IWAHO... IWO.... I-W-O Jeemo. Where the flag was raised by American patriots while they were under tremendous fire which was a beautiful moment in their lives and our nations great history protected by frankly an act of god or as I call it a define intervention.  

 

   

However unlike DAN they didn't make $400000 doing it. I said wow, 400000 dollars, you people would never pay me that kind of money to hold up the flag right?