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[Propagandhim]

The site wouldn't let me login for a few days, and I had to deal with an emergency around that time IRL.  I had to fly out to another country -- but I couldn't leave until I finished a bunch of work, which was nervewracking so I never logged into anything.  So I got back a few days ago, and logged in and the forum had very few messages.  So I assumed it was down for like a month.  Then I read the posts and realized people were talking about it being down and that there was an alternative, and Hap Shaughnessy provided a link...and, the rest is, as Nepenthe puts it, history as told by the white man.

I told you not to eat the casu martzu

This myth MUST die.  It fucking must because I'm not going to explain this again.  Nobody but a handful of like two families of disgusting, inbred, Sicilian rednecks living in a baracca that smells like donkey cum ever eats this shit!  There are like 9000 youtube BIODOCS or whatever these 20-something Carhartts-wearing assholes call their videos, saying shit like, "Look at the local cuisine loved by the locals here.  The locals love eating maggots.  It's cheese...with a special ingredient....maggots.  Loved by the locals here.  Look how disgusting this cheese is to us normal people, but don't impose your cultural objectification here on these simple-minded maggot eaters....this cheese is greatly enjoyed by the locals." and it's fucking a video of Pietro with his son gorging on the cheese.  The fucking son is either edging himself or edging a donkey, uninterrupted by the video camera, and you're not supposed to think it's weird because "It's just what the locals do here." It's not the locals, it's just Pietro's genetic tragedy of a son.   It's always fucking Pietro in the same video.  It doesn't matter how many fucking casu marzu videos they make, it's Pietro in every fucking shot.  There's 90000 videos of Pietro going balls deep in this maggot cheese, i swear to god it's the same people.  He's like a fucking crisis actor for rotten food.  "The locals here learned how to make this cheese, a delicacy over 2 millenia." *cuts to shot of Pietro making the cheese*. IT'S FUCKING PIETRO AGAIN. HE'S THE "LOCALS". And, oh, he makes the cheese too?  What a fucking surprise.  Shouldn't that tell you something?  The same guy making the cheese is also eating it.   What a fucking coincidence.  So if I pissed into a jar and started drinking it, and every 12-part biodocumentary made by some college kid that hasn't left Portland who wants to show the world the cultural importance of "Italian Orange Juice" is peppered with clips of my dick pissing into a jar and then promptly putting it to my lips and going, "Ahh buono, ah-so buono.  It's-a so good this orange-a juice-a from a my mama is-a so good that everyone in-a my town love-a my juice" and literally nobody else but me is swallowing my own piss, like we're talking 12 parts and several hours of me just drinking my own piss going, "Oh, I'm-a out of juice? Thas okay, i can make-a more *winks at camera* and piss into the bottle, like with not even the slightest allusion to real orange-juice making... you would just understand automatically that this is a video about a guy who gets off to this, sexually.  This isn't about the locals.  This isn't about Italians.  This is a man who paid some kid in Oregon to make a video with the sole purpose of splicing up 12 hours of footage of his dick so other people can look at his cock, uncensored, in the Education section of youtube.  Alex Jones got fine millions for lying about Sandy Hook, and Italians have to live with the maggot cheese lie because history is told by northern europeans. I just got here, but i'm seriously thinking about leaving in droves rn.