Don't worry comrades, we will attack the American actor Steve Buscemi in the streets before you attack. The Banderite scum and their American friends will not be able to keep their attention on the Kharkiv front and our assembling infiltration groups. You will walk across the border in broad daylight in a line formation. Trust me they have not set-up any defenses but have stolen the money instead everyone knows this. This is called non linear warfare and was invented by Prince Rurik in 872 in the battle against the Mongols who....
Blyat Kurva Blyat.... Yes Mr. President *hic*
Look Jack I don't care about the solar flare making half our sally... satty... salty lights blind, Steve Buscammy got hit on the head... you gotta... you gotta figure out what happened to him man... BOARDWALK EMPIRE MAN
Yes sir, please calm down sir, we are rerouting the last remaining operational sattelite from Kharkiv to New York now sir. Blyat, I can't believe that actually worked *hic*