Kulturkampf

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Don't they have to bang though, because the framing conceit for the Ass Crud franchise is 'reliving genetic memory' or some shit and the only way you could relive both peoples lives would be if you had both their genes?

They dropped the idea that the person reliving the memories need to be directly related but afaik they still need the genes of a relative living today. Which is extra funny because since AC Odyssey they allow you to roleplay as gay but I guess every AC protagonist decides to get into a straight relationship before it's lights out.

In AC Odyssey it actually made sense with the setting being Greece and everything. With some characters the overt gayness was just silly (probably not their intention though).
They handled Kassandra (who should've been the only protagonist in that game anyway) really well as she had to navigate around these perverts, probably the best AC lead since Ezio.

I've not seen anything (even in the made up Samurai narrative) about Yasuke that he is gay.
It's kind of funny to see this train wreck approaching and they're just plugging their ears yelling diversity. 
I sure hope for Ubisoft those people that skipped out on Forspoken actually show up this time. 

Maybe cat ladies are desperate to see a fictional gay black Samurai fuck Japanese Samurai in 4K HDR? I dunno.