Kulturkampf

[HaughtyFrank]

Kids too fucking bored to read How to kill a mocking bird will totally eat up the Illiad

Assuming the form
And voice of Priam’s son Lycaon, Apollo,
Son of Zeus, spoke thus to the counselor of Trojans:

“Aeneas, where now are the brags you made to the princes Of Troy when you, over wine, declared yourself ready To fight man to man with Peleus’ son Achilles?”

"Wow, teach. I had no idea history could be so much fun!"