Conspiracy Theories

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Mike says the White Hats are now arresting and murdering jurors:

Seven of the twelve Deep State-adjacent jurors who wrongfully convicted President Donald J. Trump on imaginary charges are currently in military custody at a JAG Holding center in South Florida, and an eighth jurist is dead, JAG sources told Real Raw News.

The deceased, a male in his early 30s and presumably the most boisterous anti-Trump critic of the dozen, was killed near his New York City home on June 20 after JAG investigators armed with a military arrest warrant confronted him while he was returning home from a coffee shop two blocks from his house. The incognito investigators presented their credentials and the warrant, and the juror claimed they had made an enormous mistake. He reportedly told investigators they had the wrong man and, in fact, espoused amorous affection for President Trump, saying he was MAGA and had twice voted for Trump.

He then showed investigators an Instagram page in someone else’s name with dozens of photographs showing the juror sporting MAGA regalia and posing next to an American Flag. One image was captioned “True Patriotism,” and another, “I Stand With Trump.”

Our source said the investigators realized at once that the juror was no MAGA because the Instagram account was only three days old, created to obfuscate his Deep State allegiances should anyone confront him.

Our source added that the investigators had been watching the juror for days and had positively identified him based on facial recognition evidence and video White Hats had taken of the jurors during the unlawful trial.

When shown a video snippet of himself sitting in the jury box at Trump’s trial, the juror became belligerent and told investigators, “He might look a little like me, but that’s definitely not me; you got the wrong guy. How did you get that footage anyway?”

“He started sweating visibly at that point, and it had nothing to do with the heatwave in the northeast,” our source said. “Our people asked to see his I.D., and that’s when the suspect escalated the situation.”

The juror, he explained, threw a punch at one of the investigators, then spun on his heels and started screaming for help at the top of his lungs while fleeing down the alley. The investigators chased him down and sent him crashing to the pavement—after his head had somehow forcibly struck a brick wall several times.

“It’s pretty stupid for people to run into brick walls,” our source said. “Heads aren’t made of steel.”

Also that article says:

Real Raw News will provide details on the other jurors’ arrests tomorrow.

But this didn't happen.

Instead we have this two days later:

A dearth of Deep State chatter discussing the demise of President Donald J. Trump has prompted White Hats to strengthen security for the president, his family, and his properties, only days ahead of the first presidential debate, to be held at CNN’s Atlanta studios and hosted by Deep State mouthpieces Jake Tapper and Dana Bush.

On routine days over the past seven years, U.S. Army Cyber Command and Marine Corps Forces Cyberspace Command overheard, deciphered, and read dozens of threats, the credible and the implausible, to the president’s life. These foreboding pronouncements often originated in the halls of Congress or the J. Edgar Hoover Building in Washington, D.C., and circulated among their political and military allies. White Hats, an ARCYBER source told Real Raw News, have developed a system to distinguish the plausible threats from delusional Deep State ramblings. For example, In February 2024, the closet alcoholic Kamala Harris randomly telephoned Alexandria Ocasio Cortez at 2:00 a.m. and said giddily, “I think I’m going to kill Donald Trump today. Want to help me?” Harris was profoundly inebriated then, unable to string together two words without slurring her speech and laughing hysterically.

“Harris would like to see Trump dead, but we knew that was just her boozy babble. No one likes that bitch, but if people knew she’s a raging alcoholic, they’d hate her even more. Other threats we take more seriously,” the source said.

“The only person in the world ever to survive more assassination attempts than President Trump is Vladimir Putin,” our source said. “Chatter of eliminating Trump exponentially increased once it was clear he’d be the Republican nominee and got even louder once he committed to debating the criminal Joseph Biden in hostile territory. In just one day, we investigated 27. Some were veiled threats, others quite blatant. We’re doing the Secret Service’s job since they’re part of the Deep State trying to kill President Trump. Then, last week, all discussions about shooting, poisoning, heart attacking, and drowning Trump suddenly stopped. All conduits went dark.”

“We don’t think it’s because they know we’re listening to them,” the source continued. “And we know they know because they frequently change their coded vocabulary like they once used the word pizza for child trafficking. When that became known, they changed it. Last month, the phrase “guzzling RedBull” was code for killing Trump. When we hear them, we can almost intuit which talk to take seriously and what we can discard. Not hearing anything at all has created a vacuum of silence, and that’s alarming. Their abrupt silence could indicate they’re planning something huge, or nothing at all. And that’s what we told Gen. Smith.”

Plus:

Asked to speculate why the Deep State sent Biden instead of a facsimile, he said, “If they sent a clone, Trump would’ve pulled its pants down and shown it had no genitals, and if they sent a double, Trump would’ve ripped off its mask. That’s my guess. Instead, they seem to have shown the world the real Joseph R. Biden, who was more interested in proving he could beat Trump at golf than debating serious issues.”