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[wsippel]

I don't understand why Denmark banned them. If you buy a product with the character on the packaging in distress and spitting fire and it says spicy 1, 2 or 3 times and you're suprised it's actually spicy. You might just be an absolute retard.

Is this shit just stealth marketing to get me to buy a box of the curry chips?

I looked into this for a bit, and it turns out the Danish poison hotline got multiple calls related to Samyang instant noodles, got the DVFA (Danish Veterinary and Food Administration) involved, who then contracted a lab to check the products in question. The lab messed up somehow, and measured four times the actual capsaicin content, meaning the mildest of the three banned flavours would have been about as spicy as that Carolina Reaper tortilla chip. That error has since been cleared up, and two of the three products are back on shelves, but the most spicy variant (which apparently really is comparable to the Paqui chip) is still being looked at because of the poison hotline thing.