Kulturkampf

[Polident]

But it’s also such a dream of mine to take testosterone or grow facial hair or have top surgery

wait, what?

They want to transition

Yes, but what an odd way to express it by yearning for the minutiae. Like a bodybuilder saying it’s his dream to inject tren and shrink his testicles and lather himself in bronzer. 

That said, I recently searched out an electric shaver for sensitive skin. Trans men were a helpful resource. Panasonic Arc5 is suggested over Braun. Panasonic also unironically adopted the “fuck everything we’re doing give blades” strategy with a six blade model. “You Heard Us. We're Doing Six Blades.” is a direct quote from their marketing.