United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[DavidCroquet]

I think stolen valor stuff only resonates if you never served at all, or you like...served six months and got dishonorably discharged for having sex with farm animals or something. "He retired as a Major Junior Senior Poobah but lists his highest ranks as Major Major Arch-Warfighter" is just too inside baseball for anyone to give a fuck. 

I actually did a little research here because all of the breathless twitter takes are (of course) shockingly lacking in specifics..."when will Walz tell THE TRUTH?!" Well, why wait for him? Why don't you tell me?