United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[DavidCroquet]

Reading on it, the situation is odd. She claims it never got physical. He claims they only met once for an interview last year. 

His raw animal magnetism imprinted on her during the brief encounter that she fell head over heels for him. The latent whale blood odor is a powerful aphrodisiac.

Wait, is this for real? If it never got physical, who cares? “But I like like him!” lol