Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[Eric Cartman]

You know the old phrase, "where there's smoke, there's fire"? Yeah, the amount of smoke blowing around regarding Mr Beast being a piece of shit would indicate a fire as big as the fucking solar system. The guy's a piece of shit, and any "good" that he decides to actually pay for (just watched that video about the eye surgeries...what a dick) is incidental. He wants the clout, the prestige, the money and the opportunities that come from pretending to be a philanthropist.
Shame on anyone that pulls the "but he gives to charity" shit in order to excuse the harm he's doing.

He does the same thing Jimmy Saville did - paying karma. The more good you do in this life, the less chance to go to hell you have if you have vices that will send you there.

Or so the Jimmys seems to think.

Hindsight is 20/20 and such...