The British empire was hardly an empire. The Dutch empire however, absolutely tremendous.
We should bring it back. Recolonize Africa and Indonesia. Fly the red, white and blue and build stone buildings instead of wooden shacks.
The Africans are not better off than they were in the GOLDEN AGE. Or should I say GUILDER AGE. The Chinese roam the seas and run Africa now, how is that working out with all the famines and TEMU? All because Winnie The Pooh supports the midget in the Kremlin who is stealing all the grain. What about Indonesia? Where is the law and order? BRING BACK THE DUTCH EAST INDIES.
We're bringing it back, The Tullips, the Guilders, the beautiful ships of the East Indian Shipping company, everyone will have jobs and free travel across the 7 seas.
Tall strong Dutch sailors will land on your shores. And believe me it's not just their bodies that are big. You won't have to travel far to get your beautiful anchor babies Malikah.
The weather is worse than ever. You need people who can handle dykes even when they get wet. What are the Chinese going to build, bunkers? You'll drown in them, good luck.
The so-called liberators and freedom fighters have sold you down the river. Over 300 years later it has all gone to shit. You're owned by big banks, corporate interests, Russian PMCs and your land is used as GARBAGE DUMPS. They've sold you down the river. But instead of selling you down the river we'll buy back Manhattan and make New York, New Amsterdam again. We will also have a great relationship with Japan.
Look we made a mistake, it should've been return tickets not single trip and maybe a bit more space on the boats but don't worry we'll bring you all back home safely this time.
VOTE for Nintex as President of South Africa, various other African shitholes and the beautiful Indonesia who we all love and cherish. And of course vote for Nintex in the Dutch elections. Don't worry we'll keep the King, I get along great with Willy and his amazing wife Maxima and these two incredible persons can be your leaders too.
Make The Netherlands Great Again!
We should bring it back. Recolonize Africa and Indonesia. Fly the red, white and blue and build stone buildings instead of wooden shacks.
The Africans are not better off than they were in the GOLDEN AGE. Or should I say GUILDER AGE. The Chinese roam the seas and run Africa now, how is that working out with all the famines and TEMU? All because Winnie The Pooh supports the midget in the Kremlin who is stealing all the grain. What about Indonesia? Where is the law and order? BRING BACK THE DUTCH EAST INDIES.
We're bringing it back, The Tullips, the Guilders, the beautiful ships of the East Indian Shipping company, everyone will have jobs and free travel across the 7 seas.
Tall strong Dutch sailors will land on your shores. And believe me it's not just their bodies that are big. You won't have to travel far to get your beautiful anchor babies Malikah.
The weather is worse than ever. You need people who can handle dykes even when they get wet. What are the Chinese going to build, bunkers? You'll drown in them, good luck.
The so-called liberators and freedom fighters have sold you down the river. Over 300 years later it has all gone to shit. You're owned by big banks, corporate interests, Russian PMCs and your land is used as GARBAGE DUMPS. They've sold you down the river. But instead of selling you down the river we'll buy back Manhattan and make New York, New Amsterdam again. We will also have a great relationship with Japan.
Look we made a mistake, it should've been return tickets not single trip and maybe a bit more space on the boats but don't worry we'll bring you all back home safely this time.
VOTE for Nintex as President of South Africa, various other African shitholes and the beautiful Indonesia who we all love and cherish. And of course vote for Nintex in the Dutch elections. Don't worry we'll keep the King, I get along great with Willy and his amazing wife Maxima and these two incredible persons can be your leaders too.
Make The Netherlands Great Again!