United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

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What sort of vintage wines do you have waiter... 

  are you sure Joni

Sorry, I meant a Diet coke, yes diet coke...

  4 diet cokes please

Alright, I'll take the shrimp salad and maybe...

  "..."

of course not, who would eat a salad, just kidding haha..., yes we're having a Pizza party haha

  Why haven't you touched your slice yet Joni aren't you happy Elon is the #1 Diablo player, whatever that means