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White House Press Release: Trump Steaks 25% off-Promo Code: MAGA

President Trump defunds World Food Programme and announces $30 billion "Happy Meal" deal

"We've been funding these guys [the UN] for decades and people are still starving." President Trump said in his groundbreaking UN address to world leaders. "You turn on the TV and you see all these sad and starving black kids and some asians and arabs too." Trump said it worried him so much that he had to 'fix it': "I talked it over with Chris and he said he could do a much better job and the bar is very low if you think about it." Trump admitted not every member of his administration was thrilled with the idea of replacing wheat, rice, grain and beans with a serving of french fries, hamburgers and milkshakes. "Bobby doesn't like it, no. Let's just say we agree to disagree, he has bigger fish to fry." the President quipped. President Trump also said that it would definitely include the toys to make the world a happier place. When pressed about the logistics by the foreign press, President Trump seemed confident in his plan: "We'll figure something out, we have some geniuses on our side".