With this product Apple literally said: "Fuck poor people"
The ultimate wearable computer to block out all the poors on your flight, make 3D videos of your travels, have corpo boardroom meetings with a generated avatar of yourself while you're toobin' to another tab and experience all your streaming services just by yourself in an exclusive virtual theatre.
In fact you won't even have to look people in the eye as you interact with them, you can just 'pretend' to look at your kids while the babysitter tries to explain why daddy looks like a lobotomized robocop to your crying kids.
All this for just $3499
Even if they only sell 1 million of these, they'll walk away with $4 billion
Apple knows the boomers don't want VR goggles, they want S P A T I A L C O M P U T E R S
The ultimate wearable computer to block out all the poors on your flight, make 3D videos of your travels, have corpo boardroom meetings with a generated avatar of yourself while you're toobin' to another tab and experience all your streaming services just by yourself in an exclusive virtual theatre.
In fact you won't even have to look people in the eye as you interact with them, you can just 'pretend' to look at your kids while the babysitter tries to explain why daddy looks like a lobotomized robocop to your crying kids.
All this for just $3499
Even if they only sell 1 million of these, they'll walk away with $4 billion
Apple knows the boomers don't want VR goggles, they want S P A T I A L C O M P U T E R S
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