Kulturkampf

[benji]

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

pay 60 bucks a year for a costco card as a homeless person and eat like a king. 

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

I love the internet.

It may be one of the worst things to happen to our species, but it keeps me off the streets.

[Nintex]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/AvivaKlompas/status/1786533396212023556?t=8fzEGxSMxG8ehgSXTLM15Q&s=19[/tweet]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/thestustustudio/status/1786507995355988131?t=r6Qp7MbolHt6uyLP8ykLJg&s=19[/tweet]

[Nintex]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/LoganLevkoff/status/1786368314958024708

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[Nintex]

Hamas is winning elections in the UK 

[Nintex]

The "Green" party climate cult taken over my Islamists lmao

[Eric Cartman]

If you haven't seen the big "man or bear" debate, congratulations on still having the brain cells that I lost being exposed to it.

The gist is that online women have decided they would rather be trapped in the woods with a bear than a random man.

[Eric Cartman]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/GabbyKlein1/status/1786436840993472603?t=UsePU_pdzoYXknzgarPHLA&s=19[/tweet]

This is interesting as they are media savvy enough to know that everyone else who gets interviewed about their cause comes across as an utter fuckwit, but not common sense savvy enough to question why that might be and self evaluate what they're doing and why.

[HaughtyFrank]

If you haven't seen the big "man or bear" debate, congratulations on still having the brain cells that I lost being exposed to it.

The gist is that online women have decided they would rather be trapped in the woods with a bear than a random man.

What's amusing about the whole argument is that it feels very "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" because men perceive it as a rational argument whereas women make it an emotional one. We know rationally it is false that women would chose a bear over a men because when you visit the zoo, women aren't jumping into the Bear enclosure as soon as a man enters the observatory. Instead for women it's more about the emotional aspect "See how dangerous I perceive men when I'd rather choose a bear?" and then get annoyed when men try to get all analytical about it instead of acknowledging that emotion.

[tweet]https://twitter.com/agrippa_dr/status/1786114151175135581?t=NC1xrzo7VkshQySHVGQIOA&s=19[/tweet]

[Nintex]

 I'm totally happy

[Eric Cartman]

What's amusing about the whole argument is that it feels very "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" because men perceive it as a rational argument whereas women make it an emotional one. We know rationally it is false that women would chose a bear over a men because when you visit the zoo, women aren't jumping into the Bear enclosure as soon as a man enters the observatory. Instead for women it's more about the emotional aspect "See how dangerous I perceive men when I'd rather choose a bear?" and then get annoyed when men try to get all analytical about it instead of acknowledging that emotion.

But then the same people unironically giving their reasons why no, actually, bears are safer than implicitly all men but I didn't actually state all men, so why would you be offended? then pearl clutch about why so many young men are falling into your andrew tate type bitches ain't shit rhetoric.

Because impressionable young men aren't looking at this rationally and hand waving it away as too much internet dipshits, they're seeing it as 'this is why society hates you'

[Besticus Maximus]

She's right 

[benji]

The "Green" party climate cult taken over my Islamists lmao

"The Islamists won elections ... simply because they are majority"

[HaughtyFrank]

The "Green" party climate cult taken over my Islamists lmao

The funny thing about the whole "replacement theory" is that it's not just nationalists who believe in it but also right wing immigrants who want to see it happen.

[Nintex]

I just realized I'm wearing the exact same pants as that guy, is he here to replace me like some bizarro JRPG plot? 

[HaughtyFrank]

[TylenolJones]

[Uncle]

If you haven't seen the big "man or bear" debate, congratulations on still having the brain cells that I lost being exposed to it.

The gist is that online women have decided they would rather be trapped in the woods with a bear than a random man.

the way I saw it presented was:

would you rather have your daughter trapped in the woods with a bear, or a man -> you think about it for a second, imagining all kinds of scenarios, before saying man

would you rather have your daughter trapped in the woods with a bear, or a woman -> you instantly say woman without even thinking

that to me is a more interesting discussion

[Polident]

The hot topic belt lol

[Polident]

Kind of an amazing contrast with the previous posts. A Swedish child assimilates to the culture, embraced by locals, and psychos on Twitter talk about wanting her beat. The others are adult men chanting about wanting sharia law in the UK and replacing the locals.

[Potato]

The hot topic belt lol

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s
And a dope Beastie tee, nipple rings
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT, back from '92, from the first EP
And in between sips of Coke
He told me that he thought we were sellin' out
Layin' down, suckin' up to the man
Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
I'm the man and you're the man
And he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit
And then you bought one
I've got some advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
If I'm the fucking man
Then you're the fucking man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
All you know about me is what I've sold you, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit
And then you bought one
All you read and wear or see and
Hear on tv is a product begging for your
Fat-ass dirty dollar
Shut up and
Buy, buy, buy my new record
And buy, buy, buy, send more money
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy

[Nintex]

Finally some good news

[tweet]https://twitter.com/AlekseyGuild/status/1786736157813834192

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[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

A bear in the woods is just at home.

A man in the woods is up to no good for sure. Probably out there building some kind of sex dungeon.

[Eric Cartman]

A lot of these protestors at some of the most expensive and prestigious universities on the planet come from insanely privileged backgrounds and are primarily acting out through a combination of guilt at being dealt a royal flush by life and their daddy issues being projected onto society at large, you say?

[Puffy Fucking Baby]

The vast majority of them will be boneheaded dopes like Jez from Peep Show either into a fad and/or trying to get a shag

[killamajig]

The vast majority of them will be boneheaded dopes like Jez from Peep Show either into a fad and/or trying to get a shag

[Polident]

A lot of these protestors at some of the most expensive and prestigious universities on the planet come from insanely privileged backgrounds and are primarily acting out through a combination of guilt at being dealt a royal flush by life and their daddy issues being projected onto society at large, you say?

In this instance he’s not even a student there. He’s a 40 year old man hanging around with teenagers.

[benji]

That second sentence could have been a lot shorter if the last part is true.

[HaughtyFrank]

That second sentence could have been a lot shorter if the last part is true.

It's the complete delusion that gets me. The Pokemon Go character creator was universally hated by players. It's an absolute failure by every metric that matters and here's this guy claiming he's proud of his work