Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Boredfrom]

STREET FIGHTER 6!

OH GOD!

TIFA BABY!

Edit: Yeah okay, Tifa is hype is fuck. But the other 3 complete randos? Completely terrible choice, jesus.

Who the fuck cares about Borsch?

[Boredfrom]

Tifa new outfit. 

[Shecky Fragbaum]

The "why women criticize" thread is about to be "eating good."

[BananaBlast]

Can't believe people were actually fearing Gouken, Dan, Hakan, Mike Haggar, etc. 

This is 10x worse.

[Greatness Gone]

But the other 3 complete randos? Completely terrible choice, jesus.

Factually incorrect. Capcom is at their best when creating brand new fighters. 

Yasmine my beloved 

This is the shot in the arm the game needs, similar to SFV Season 2

[Boredfrom]

Jobs in FFVII  

[Greatness Gone]

STELLAR BLADE 2 BABY!

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MELTDOWN! 

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

And the story definitely looks more interesting! New character too?!

I like that they took the criticism from 1 to heart, all the characters were bland af. The ones here have more lively personalities based off what little we saw.

[BananaBlast]

resetera link

The kid-like look of the protagonist is extremely off-putting considering the gooner pedigree of Stellar Blade

Behold, the first RetardEra post for Stellar Blade 2.

[Disco55]

Lol No Palworld thread yet. They are probably still mad Palworld didn't up and die like they thought it would and Nintendo's attempted patients just backfire.

[Greatness Gone]

FF7 Remake 1 was horrendous, with so many of the same problems people lambast 13 and 15 for. But this new one looks pretty good combat wise. 

Also no Soyny moneyhat this time.  

[Polident]

[HaughtyFrank]

Stellar Blade 2 looks amazing, holy fuck Ree is about to crash out at that design.

[BananaBlast]

Does anyone else really hate video game leaks?

Code Veronica and Tifa in SF6 were the biggest surprises, and yet them being leaked totally ruined the surprise factor.

[Boredfrom]

Stellar Blade 2 looks amazing, holy fuck Ree is about to crash out at that design.

Excuse me, but that is Superman.    

[Greatness Gone]

Stellar Blade 2 looks amazing, holy fuck Ree is about to crash out at that design.

Korea is truly based.

[Jansen]

Y'all talking about eating good while providing no fucking content 

She literally has prepubescent features, big eyes, small nose, chonky cheeks.



Like, you can be excited for the gameplay, it looks sick, but trying to defend the design of the main character is sus as fuck, good god.



"She looks like an adult" some of you post on 4chan and it shows.

I'm going to put it this way. She looks damn near young enough that they gotta be careful what situations they put her in to avoid getting banned from Steam.

Looked gross

Shift up can't help it

I hear you, but posting this with an evangelion avatar?

I never said EVA wasn't problematic or that Anno dosent deserve his side eye

There's a reason I dont reccomend it to my friends and that I think the rebuilds only got worse in alot of regards

This game looks uh... yikes. If a friend told me they were excited for it, I think I'd keep them away from kids. How embarrassing.

I think it explains why many here are confused. Evie just looks like an amalgamation of different Korean beauty standard traits — traits which are prevalent in K-Pop. I don't think people realize how different Korean beauty standards are from western, namely American ones. Bangs are probably the biggest factor here, because they're loved throughout Asia, but quite unpopular in the west (sadly).
I personally embody some Korean beauty standards (bangs, soft face, full cheeks, clean shaven), and people are always very wrong about my age. I commonly mistaken as being 20 instead of 30.

Sure.



https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1398650828273144&id=100043847213486

I'm going to be real honest some of you all are giving "technically it pedophilia it's [whatever tf]." with the argument that the protagonist looks like idols who strive to make themselves look younger (read: underage).

There you go fagots

[simiansmarts]

STREET FIGHTER 6!

OH GOD!

TIFA BABY!

Edit: Yeah okay, Tifa is hype is fuck. But the other 3 complete randos? Completely terrible choice, jesus.

stfu 
 
Give me Street Fighter characters in the Street Fighter game, not guestslop for aging millennials to relive their PS1 childhood. I’m glad we’re finally getting some new characters, we haven’t had one since AKI and she’s still FANG’s disciple so it’s a “new” character in the loosest sense

[HaughtyFrank]

This game looks uh... yikes. If a friend told me they were excited for it, I think I'd keep them away from kids. How embarrassing.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stellar-blade-blood-rain-announced-shift-up.1541146/post-155951053

Yeah the "wow i'm so hyped, looks amazing" posts are incredibly jarring to me.

[HaughtyFrank]

The complete lack of engagement with anything in the trailer beyond "looks good" or "wow combat" is incredibly telling.

ENGAGE WITH ME SO I CAN GET YOU BANNED 

[Boredfrom]

Y'all talking about eating good while providing no fucking content 

She literally has prepubescent features, big eyes, small nose, chonky cheeks.



Like, you can be excited for the gameplay, it looks sick, but trying to defend the design of the main character is sus as fuck, good god.



"She looks like an adult" some of you post on 4chan and it shows.

I'm going to put it this way. She looks damn near young enough that they gotta be careful what situations they put her in to avoid getting banned from Steam.

Looked gross

Shift up can't help it

I hear you, but posting this with an evangelion avatar?

I never said EVA wasn't problematic or that Anno dosent deserve his side eye

There's a reason I dont reccomend it to my friends and that I think the rebuilds only got worse in alot of regards

This game looks uh... yikes. If a friend told me they were excited for it, I think I'd keep them away from kids. How embarrassing.

There you go fagots

I bet you that she is based IRL adult model.

[Jansen]

Y'all just don't understand Korean beauty standards

[BananaBlast]

Stellar Blade: BLOOD RAIN announced (SHIFT UP)

Why she look 12... or am I just old.

Was I crazy or did a lot of that look AI generated. No, not generated, but like Ai assets is more accurate.

Uh, in the first few minutes that girl looked 13

"How do we beat the controversy of SB1?" "Let's make the main character look 14."

Why does the 14 year old have a big jiggly ass.

Super gross character design 🤮

In the words of Kyle Bosman

Bad faces.

Im sure Shift Up will say she's "18"

The talented Artists should spin off and create their own studio. I'm sure it's the folks at the top that is forcing that kid stuff. Hopefully they redesign the main character's face before launch, but I doubt it.

Wtf it is a child

maybe making the protagonist look like a child is what they were referring to when saying they wanted to detach from Sony

Playing as a child who will unquestionably be depicted as a sex object? That's a pass.

And that's not even factoring in unarmed combat being the primary mode. What a downgrade.

Did the gooners complain about the first protag being too old? Huh

Face of a child and body of a sex doll. 🙄

Have fun playing your leering sexy 14 yo game I guess. This shit is fucking disturbing

why does she have the face of a 12 year old

It's clear that her facial body fat and height are different than any of the clearly adult characters in the game reveal.

But you weirdos will say, "she looks like an adult."

Fam just call a spade, a spade. It's not like people are saying (as of now, in this thread) don't play or buy the game.

Stellar Blade but make her a child. Weirdo game for fucking weirdos.

.......Annnnnnnnd I'm already tired of the discourse. 🙄

[Boredfrom]

STREET FIGHTER 6!

OH GOD!

TIFA BABY!

Edit: Yeah okay, Tifa is hype is fuck. But the other 3 complete randos? Completely terrible choice, jesus.

stfu 
 
Give me Street Fighter characters in the Street Fighter game, not guestslop for aging millennials to relive their PS1 childhood. I’m glad we’re finally getting some new characters, we haven’t had one since AKI and she’s still FANG’s disciple so it’s a “new” character in the loosest sense

That is the audience.

[simiansmarts]

The Street Fighter LARPers are exposing themselves over the year 4 characters. I just know these mfers are going to log in when Tifa drops, not even finish her combo trials and put down the game without even going online.

[Propagandhim]

Y'all talking about eating good while providing no fucking content 
 

Looked gross

Shift up can't help it

 



There you go fagots

o i'm shiftin up alright.   










(My dick is getting hard watching the Stellar Blade trailer because the character has a nice ass)

(I'm getting an erection which i'm alluding to as a play on words for "shift up")

(my fkn dick is HARD as FUCK)

(yes, I have genuinely thought about writing a lot of my thoughts down into a book, but I also think I actually crib too much from people much smarter than me)

(Chapter 1: My dick hard as FUCK from watching that trailer)

[Boredfrom]

The Street Fighter LARPers are exposing themselves over the year 4 characters. I just know these mfers are going to log in when Tifa drops, not even finish her combo trials and put down the game without even going online.

 

[Boredfrom]

Stellar Blade: BLOOD RAIN announced (SHIFT UP)

Why she look 12... or am I just old.

Was I crazy or did a lot of that look AI generated. No, not generated, but like Ai assets is more accurate.

Uh, in the first few minutes that girl looked 13

"How do we beat the controversy of SB1?" "Let's make the main character look 14."

Why does the 14 year old have a big jiggly ass.

Super gross character design 🤮

In the words of Kyle Bosman

Bad faces.

Im sure Shift Up will say she's "18"

The talented Artists should spin off and create their own studio. I'm sure it's the folks at the top that is forcing that kid stuff. Hopefully they redesign the main character's face before launch, but I doubt it.

Wtf it is a child

maybe making the protagonist look like a child is what they were referring to when saying they wanted to detach from Sony

Playing as a child who will unquestionably be depicted as a sex object? That's a pass.

And that's not even factoring in unarmed combat being the primary mode. What a downgrade.

Did the gooners complain about the first protag being too old? Huh

Face of a child and body of a sex doll. 🙄

Have fun playing your leering sexy 14 yo game I guess. This shit is fucking disturbing

why does she have the face of a 12 year old

It's clear that her facial body fat and height are different than any of the clearly adult characters in the game reveal.

But you weirdos will say, "she looks like an adult."

Fam just call a spade, a spade. It's not like people are saying (as of now, in this thread) don't play or buy the game.

Stellar Blade but make her a child. Weirdo game for fucking weirdos.

.......Annnnnnnnd I'm already tired of the discourse. 🙄

There is no discussion to be had, honestly. Is the same song and dance. I bet you most of the complainers are gooning with more problematic hentai and talking about it at discord while at ERA they pretend they give a fuck.  

Is just a way to put down others while troll shielding themselves.

[Boredfrom]

Isn’t ERA tired? Almost a decade with the same song and dance about sexual stuff at games and they have got most of what they wanted and ended with people hating it hard enough to go back to appeal to gooners.

Is so fucking stupid. Not even soccer moms are this stubborn when getting old.

[Jansen]

Looks good, love the sexualised design (it an art in itself). Don't mind the kind of childish face design.

RIP in pussy alt account

It's insane. Let's not ruin the sexy barely legal parade though. She looks like a child, but her id says otherwise ergo its party time and nothing wrong with the design choice

https://www.resetera.com/threads/stellar-blade-blood-rain-announced-shift-up.1541146/page-8#post-155953204

I'm not sure if you speak Spanish, but that page's name is Chinitas Bonitas which can be roughly translated as Cutie little Asians. But also is a pejorative term that keeps the stereotype that all Asian people are Chinese and to booth, is a pedophilic term about finding very young women attractive.

[Jansen]

If this game doesn't receive a massive pushback for being creepy pedo shit by general games media and online discourse, then video game culture has truly lost it. There's a reason why this shit is straight up illegal in several countries.

I will make it legal