United States Politics: ∆τ_i*ε*φ*m_i<0 where ε=4 and φ=0.25

[Ribosome]

Bruh.

[Potato]

Is that the gun that ends up shooting if you jiggle it a bit? 

What is it with Americans and walking around with one in the chamber? 

Basic gun safety and basic intelligence say you don't put one in the chamber unless you are ready to fire. 

Fucking retards man.

[Nintex]

[Ribosome]

[Alpacx]

Sounds like a Canadian Liberal Housing Minister

[Nintex]

"This was a mistake but the officer acted out of self defense"

"FUCK THAT GUY WE SHOULD'VE SHOT HIM SOONER"

[DavidCroquet]

I just saw the new Pretti video. It’s kinda giving suicide by ice vibes.

I imagine it takes a certain state of mind to be like “looks like it’s that time again: spit-on-cops o’clock! mustn’t forget to bring my loaded gun!”

[benji]

[TylenolJones]

The worst part of the Trump presidency. 

[benji]

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[Nintex]

[Uncle]

that's fine, it's good to reach a nice compromise

[Nintex]

John Barron has the goods

[TylenolJones]

What was his bore username?

[Nintex]

Incredible.

Aura, vibes, Gmail, helping friends, rizz, blackmail... just how did he do it

Posthumous pardon for jeff Mr. President. 

Let's build "the Trailblazer" a statue

[filler]

What was his bore username?

amirox 

[Chumbawumbafan69]

What was his bore username?

Benji

[Besticus Maximus]

From: E Musk
To: Benjipwns

Subject: Xbox

hey... really pleased with what u sent over : ) can I get in on titanfall party sunday?

[Nintex]

I like the one where Ghislaine emailed Elon that the whole party with girls island thing shut down when he asked about it

[benji]

[Nintex]

there will be a DEA raid on the Academy Awards because Melania Trump isn't nominated for an Oscar. But she will win the FIFA Movie Medal. 

Save this post.

[benji]

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[Nintex]

We love the groypers sliding into our DMs



Anyway today is Bomb Iran day or not. Who knows. Anything could happen.

[Nintex]

Regional war maybe maybe not. Perhaps.

Could happen. We'll see.

[Nintex]

let me guess, it'll re-open as the Trump Center

[Alpacx]

TFW Wil Stancil is the voice of reason in your movement.

[Nintex]

 well we gave it a shot fellas

[Nintex]

Rather weak performance from Lutnick. Is it over?

[Alpacx]

[Polident]