Conspiracy Theories

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[Potato]

Yet he won the popular vote too. So what metric would Andrew like to use to select a winner?

Edit: Didn't realise this was the conspiracy thread. Nintex has roasted my brain (or the US politics thread).

[TylenolJones]

Benji’s going to eat his works once Hakeem Jeffries and Jackie Singh reveal the whole election was a sham 

Pretty sure if anyone shot down the drones in New Jersey they’d find hundreds of thousands of votes for Kamala in them which would’ve flipped New Jersey blue and won her the election!!!

[TylenolJones]

[Uncle]

I thought he was gonna say that his jaw is on the floor that the newscaster would be such an idiot as to not wipe that water droplet off the lens of the camera

[Nintex]

I think these drones are new toys for the incoming President. Some crazy stealth/AI technology prototypes that Biden didn't want to take into production because of safety concerns or whatever.

More or less an advertisement of what could be done if there weren't limits and red tape.

[chronovore]

REMOVE THE NOTE — that'll make it better.

[EaldNarche]

is it true that Harriet Tubman never existed? Supposedly the truth is coming out now that they added her to civ 7 

[TylenolJones]

I think Trump is finally finished!

[benji]

Benji’s going to eat his works once Hakeem Jeffries and Jackie Singh reveal the whole election was a sham 

[killamajig]

Dr. Steven Greer Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade



TLDR
UFO guy talks about Super Secret Black Ops guys flying the drones using alien tech

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[tweet]https://twitter.com/ednewtonrex/status/1867710085038059958

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

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[Nintex]

Elon might be using an alt named "Adrian Dittman"

I mean, this is really some Watchmen type shit 

First time I'm hearing (about) this guy and I'm like: "Yup, that's Elon Musk" how did they not figure this out before 

[TylenolJones]

[Nintex]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/CnsprtrlRprt/status/1873402175394894069

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They need to ask Trump. He'd probably say that Adrian is indeed Musk fucking around.

Trump himself is Il Papi Trumpo or whatever the hell that alt account name is. He confirmed when asked.
But I doubt it's only him but also Baron and maybe some staff shit posting because it has some of that zoomer energy in some of the posts.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Yall ever seen the movie The One with Jet Li?

Where he goes from multiverse to multiverse to consolidate power?


That's what the POTUS is.

Everyone know that a POTUS doesn't actually stop having powers once they leave office. So it's just a consolidation tactic. 

Obama is cleaning house.

RIP Carter.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Rewatching Kanye's runway short film.




I never realized that Yeezy never really worked with diddy.

Ye was right all along.

damn.

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[Nintex]

Anyway I'm in the "these are AIs" camp and Elon is fucking around.

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[benji]

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

I found the "original source" for this: https://www.healthforest.es/what-is-the-ascension-and-why-does-it-have-to-hurt-so-much

Update for 2021



Our Planet has been going through a huge metamorphosis and shift.. The 21st December mass meditation reached the critical mass of 144,000 souls! This powerful energy of the awakening wave has changed the fundamental quantum structure of societies. The old repeating structure has expanded to a higher dynamic that is gravitating toward creativity, peace and harmony.



Many of us will experience the end of the old cycles in our lives which include the end of dysfunctional relationships and moving out of resonance from career, friends, family, loved ones and inner belief systems. But have no fear! For we will actually be leaving behind the old dysfunctional game of duality. The official dismantling of the Old Paradigm has already begun and will continue to accelerate at light speed in 2021.



These are the times we’ve been waiting for! We have trained many lifetimes to prepare for this grand transition!
If the last months of 2020 was about drawing the bow tautly and taking aim, then the beginning of 2021 will be when the arrow is released. This means a super rapid progress will begin in human society. The changes that come with progress will make people emotional, so I would expect the next 3 months to be very intense especially in March.

Everything will bubble up to reach the next level by mid-Feb. We will first notice the increase of “we” compared with previously. This signifies the advent of Aquarius. We advise against chasing clients and numbers. Run a careful evaluation of where your life is heading. If everything seems to fail, you are working with old vibrations and old systems. You need to quickly upgrade your vibes in order to handle 2021.

[Uncle]

from the comments below

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=why+are+all+clocks+set+to+10%3A10

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[benji]

Said case is from 1996:

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

I heard candance owen is gay

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Dispute that